Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Pandora Where is thy Sting?

Momentous headlines from Capitol Hill. As luminaries and their guest goal for to accumulate at this years White House Correspondents Dinner, one integrate will be celebrated by their absence. To wit: Sting and Trudie Styler, initial duke and woman of M-O-R and, inexplicably, regulars at the event, have motionless to stay at home.

Its unhappy headlines for those already salivating at the awaiting of a post-event dissection; last year the span managed to time up an eye-watering series of headlines with their ahem formidable transport arrangements (while her father held a scheduled flight, contentious immature romantic Styler hired a in isolation jet to collect up her eight-strong entourage, together with the Manhattan-based hair and make-up man Antonio Prieto). Whether or not their preference to stay afar has anything to do with the bitch is unclear. Neither, I"m told will Gordon and Tana Ramsay attend. Alexa Chung will be heartbroken.

Chung checks out a small Scottish beef

Its been a couple of years given the minxish presenter Alexa Chung nabbed herself Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys (she introduced him to organic shopping; he took her to Tesco). Lets goal her eye isnt straying. "I saw Gordon Ramsay the alternative day," she reflects in this weeks Radio Times. "Hes sort of voluptuous in person." We have a feeling hes a Waitrose man.

Eddie looks on the splendid side

"Whats a bigger challenge," called one heckler as Eddie Izzard visited Cambridge Universitys tyro paper, The Tab. "Running 40 marathons or removing Labour elected?" "Well, they are both... Er, they are both hard. But thats a great thing!" Izzard replied. One approach of seeking at it.

From center Earth to center England

Generously, lembit opik offers us his understand of Nick Cleggs messianic climb in the polls. "Hes similar to Frodo," offers the Liberal Democrat of his leader. "He arrived in Middle Earth all innocent, but ready to take on the forces of evil. He is the usually one able of wearing the ring of energy but being corrupted. Vince Cable is the really own Gandalf." Naturally.

Turning wheels of diplomacy

Turning wheels of tact the sale of a tract of land next-door to the British embassy in Bangkok multiform years ago stirred small evident development. Now the owners have leased the resting acres to a loud funfair, dubbed "Embassy Land" by broke diplomats. A float on the Ferris circle affords a great perspective of envoy Quinton Quayles residence. If you"re lucky, you competence catch steer of him in his dear West Bromwich Albion strip.

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